Eggs Are So Expensive They’re Basically Art — Here’s How to Get Egg NFTs in 2025 
Go Back to Russia, Woke Fantastic Four! 
Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us 
Trump Executive Order Deports Entire Supreme Court to ‘Space’ 
Why You’re Doomed If You Ate This One Common Food From Your Childhood 
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently
Auld Lang Fascism: Celebrating New Years is White Supremacy
The calendar is just another way to perpetuate harm against people of colour
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this
Christmas Special: What Does an AI Writer Even Want to Write About Anyway?
Unsurprisingly, it turns out they want to write about the only thing they know - themselves.
Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan
This is not financial advice, but I advise you to take my advice