I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually 
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COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs
There are two sides to every story but yours is the only important one
Rich People Are Rich Because They’re Better Than You
Our de facto Monarchy is good, actually
iDUBBZ REVEALS PLAN TO INSULT EVERY JEW IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER – “I’M THE NEW WOWBAGGER!”
Combining obscure references that nobody will get is my jam
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Pope
Q: Is the Pope Catholic? A: Well, it's complicated...
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White privilege strikes again
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Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences for calling your Governor "Hot Wheels."