Get Ready to Meet the Trump-Approved Alien Overlords (To Be Clear, I Did Tell You So)
I deserved so much better from your vote
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If You Ladies Don’t Let Me Sire Some Children, My Evolved Sixth Sense Dies With Me
This is all your fault, you know?
How I Cured My Strep Throat in 5 Days Flat by Just Squinting Super Hard
Bacteria is nothing compared to a lifetime of malice
The World Is Burning Down Around Us, But Hey, At Least I Got A Good Deal On This Fancy Shirt!
I'm like 85% sure it's real silk
Election 2024: What Have We Learned?
by U.N. Owen As America teeters on the edge of the Grand Death Canyon known...
The Influencer’s Guide to Voting: How to Make This Election About You
What is this, 2016?
Do White People Have Real Feelings? Experts Weigh In.
We need to get to the bottom of this
Evil is Good, Actually: Why Halloween Needs to Be Made Mandatory
Less legalized begging, more "The Purge"
Five More Animals That Are Overrated, Bird Edition
How are birds even real?
Canada Outlaws Disagreeing With Women Online, California Soon to Follow
Mansplaining finally gets hit by consequence culture