I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money
This seems like it should be more profitable, lets change that
Politics
Entire World Fails the “Don’t Celebrate Murder Challenge”
In a shocking display of internet insensitivity, people across the globe have been celebrating the...
Get Ready to Meet the Trump-Approved Alien Overlords (To Be Clear, I Did Tell You So)
I deserved so much better from your vote
Stock Advice For Young Women in the Trump Era – You Can Think of a Way to Thank Me Later
Young women are angry, and I can help
We Will Woke-ify Everything Until You Stop Having Preferences. Next Up: Chick-Fil-X
Eat it, Nazis. Literally.
How To Thrive As a Millennial Woman in a Man’s World
I have some good ideas...unlike men, apparently
Experts Warn: Thinking Too Hard Can Turn You Into A Misogynist
In a shocking turn of events, the medical community is warning that simply thinking too...
The World Is Burning Down Around Us, But Hey, At Least I Got A Good Deal On This Fancy Shirt!
I'm like 85% sure it's real silk
Election 2024: What Have We Learned?
by U.N. Owen As America teeters on the edge of the Grand Death Canyon known...