Short Squeezes are Your Ticket to Financial Freedom – Do It Every Day! 
Why It’s Time to Rename the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of Black People” 
Killing Games is Good, Actually 
Trump Signs Executive Order Deporting Superman Back to Krypton 
Squirrels Are Secretly Controlling The Stock Market, And We Need To Overthrow Them 
How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs
There are two sides to every story but yours is the only important one
Rich People Are Rich Because They’re Better Than You
Our de facto Monarchy is good, actually
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Combining obscure references that nobody will get is my jam
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Pope
Q: Is the Pope Catholic? A: Well, it's complicated...
Tariffs Should Only Apply to White People Stuff
White privilege strikes again
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Jasmine Felicia Crockett to Stop ‘Speaking Jive’
Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences for calling your Governor "Hot Wheels."
New AI Startup Creates “Deeply Uninspiring and Safe” Narratives For Your Next Media Production
Aligned Water is the future (some would say the present) of entertainment
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Eggs are too expensive. Let's make that work for us for a change.