Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan 
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”! 
AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION 
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity 
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money 
Does your Smart TV Know When You’re Looking at Butts?
In this day and age of smart tech taking over our lives, one question has...
Is Your Teen Secretly Using Generative AI? Probably. Here’s Why Parents Are About to be Replaced
Meet the new Mom, different from the old Mom
I Make Russian Propaganda Every Day; Where’s My Money?
The big shills get bigger, while I languish here
I Think My Smart Litter Box Just Ate My Cat
Always read the EULA
It’s Time To Rebrand Iceland. I Suggest “Funland”
Them kids, they love the fun
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
I’m a Gamer. I Only Like Games Where I Run Away and Die All the Time
If you know you know
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
Men Need to Start Lying and Saying “The Rings of Power” is Good, or More Women Will Die
On the harm of liking only good things