NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It” 
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women 
“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons 
Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct 
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL” 
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.”
This might be egg-zactly what we need. Or it might be an egg-zaster
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW
AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People
They will still take donations from you, though
Five Cool Things You Can Do With Old Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
You don't wanna eat those old things, do you?
It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots
More points = more excitement, obvs
Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play
Harriet TubWOMAN in a game like this is disgrace
