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President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs

President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs

Jane Canada August 8, 2025
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices

Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices

Jesus Smith August 7, 2025
England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.”

England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.”

Kasula Spinkman-Steed August 6, 2025
Denim Pantsuits Are a Racist Dog Whistle and So Is White Chili

Denim Pantsuits Are a Racist Dog Whistle and So Is White Chili

Thad X August 5, 2025
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OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW

THE JEFF March 4, 2025

Viral Bangers

The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers

The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers

Another A-hole Gamer August 1, 2025
Are You Making These 5 Classic Money Mistakes? Probably. Find Out Here.

Are You Making These 5 Classic Money Mistakes? Probably. Find Out Here.

Markus Sbackson III July 31, 2025
How To Tell If Your Cat Is a Republican

How To Tell If Your Cat Is a Republican

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits July 30, 2025
Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Visa Drops Truth Bomb: ‘Our Potential Chargeback Risk Invalidates Your Precious Constitution’

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 29, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Hasan and Asmongold ‘Kiss and Make Up Like Real Men’

Jane Canada July 25, 2025
Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Jesus Smith July 24, 2025
Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Scientists Discover That 90% of “Thought Leaders” Are Actually Just People Who Talk Very Loudly

Billly July 23, 2025
Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions

Karen Plate-Crabdip July 22, 2025
Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn

Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn

Jane Canada July 15, 2025