Antifa and Fa Announce Joint Peace Accord, Reveal Plan to “Make America Horrible Finally.”

by OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM STAFF

Earlier this week, reports started circulating on social media of a clandestine meeting between leaders of Antifa and Fa at some mysterious hideaway somewhere in the San Francisco Bay Area. These reports seemed impossible – after all, these two groups have been at war for years over their polar opposite visions for America. But now it appears that both sides have finally decided to put aside their differences and join forces for a common cause: making America horribly terrible for everyone who isn’t them.

“We gave them a chance to listen to reason. We took over the Universities, and all the institutions in society…and still, you guys get mad when we kill white people and organize Chaz’s. We found that Fa understands our plight, and supports our vision of everything getting worse and worse, even if we disagree on the details,” said an unknown Antifa person wearing a mask.

“We hate them, but you know what? At least they’re insane and don’t think too hard about stuff,” said a spokesperson for Trump 2028, one of the organizations that make up Fa.

The deal was reportedly brokered by none other than Renegade Anarchist Book Club CEO Jasmine Stone, who had served as an intermediary between the two factions. According to sources close to the deal, Stone convinced Antifa that Fa had undergone a serious transformation and were no longer dedicated solely to spreading hate and division across America. In fact, Fa now dedicates over 1% of their time to appropriating Cajun cooking now, which is weird.

She also reminded Antifa that they shared a common enemy in “normal people, who overwhelmingly disapprove of both Antifascist and Fascist activity for some dumb reason.” Additionally, Stone pointed out that Fa’s embrace of anti-social behavior and refusal to bathe provided Antifa with plenty of room for a shared cultural vision.

Now that Antifa and Fa have joined forces, the world awaits what comes next. Some speculate that they will launch a series of coordinated terror attacks targeting boring people everywhere, while others predict that they will begin lobbying for universal healthcare, mandatory weed, digging a border moat, and nuking both Israel and Palestine. Regardless, one thing is clear: America is about to be made truly horrible, finally. Stay tuned for updates as Antifa and Fa continue to plot their ultimate transformation of society.