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The forces that have conspired against ya boi have failed
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Let’s Face It, Tolkien needed an update. Meet the NEW BREED of Elves!
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My Journalistic Ethics Were Found Wanting – And It’s Gamers’ Fault
Fight the real enemy (tears picture of gamers)