Trump Executive Order Bans All New Buildings From Having Doors or Windows 
Without the Dept. of Education, Who Will Teach Kids the Correct People to Hate? 
Snow White: Flop or Secret Masterpiece? 
Walkable Cities are Just Walkable Fart Prisons 
“Humans Killing is Problematic”: Next Halo Game to Feature a Cast Made Up Completely of Cats 
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again
Five Dirty Communist Myths About NFTs, Totally Debunked!
These fools can't handle real progress
Some People Say Disney Theme Parks are Too Expensive, But Those People are Just Broke
The best things in life are the opposite of free, actually
