If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages 
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China? 
Christmas Special: What Does an AI Writer Even Want to Write About Anyway? 
Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan 
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”! 
Is it Ever Okay to Lie to Your Kids? Find Out the Controversial Answer Here.
Sometimes you have to bend the truth a little
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
Christmas Gifts are Economically Inefficient, Just Thoughtlessly Hand Me Money Instead
Cash: The economically purest expression of love.
Why You Should Be Worried About Christmas Lights
Another common household object that can kill you
Unlock Amazing Brains with Ancient Lost Technology!
How much ALL CAPS will it take for you to improve your life?
Apple Expert Reveals: Smartphone Addiction is Actually Good For You
#notanad, we're just dumb
Antifa and Fa Announce Joint Peace Accord, Reveal Plan to “Make America Horrible Finally.”
Horseshoe theory to horseshoe reality
The Game Awards: Too Many Awards For Games, Not Enough Celebrities
Acceptance speeches are for losers (ironically)
Drop 17 Pounds In Two Weeks By Only Drinking This One Weird Liquid!
This post is not health advice, fools
Vans, Life, and Influencing: Why Being A Van Life Influencer Feels Like Being Run Over By A Van.
Here's an idea: Get an apartment instead