Nobody Cares That Mecha Break Has Nice Butts In It 
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.” 
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW 
Trump Updates Several Executive Orders With One Word: “Syke” 
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People 
FRIDAY SPECIAL: Five Signs You Might Be Addicted to Money
Like all great things, it can be a problem. Holmes.
Have You Been Wearing Your Seatbelt Wrong This Entire Time? Find Out Here!
Want to live? Get a hot glue gun
The Shocking Truth Behind Your Face Asymmetry (and how to fix it)
The most important thing is that both sides of your face line up
If You’re Going to Finally Let Me Kill the Justice League, Then Green Lantern Should Be White
We still have so far to go
With This New Technology, You Never Have to Worry About Privacy Again!
Who says prepping needs to be anything less than luxurious?
Hitler’s Influencers: Why Fast Fashion is Ruining Everything
Forever 21 lasts forever and not in a good way
The Barbie Movie: Even Without Monchichis, It Should Win Every Oscar
Why do men win all the awards?
Is Your Man Thinking About the Hindenberg Disaster?
And if so, why?