Wolfsmash Hits

Squirrels Are Secretly Controlling The Stock Market, And We Need To Overthrow Them

Squirrels Are Secretly Controlling The Stock Market, And We Need To Overthrow Them

Slamara Cavendorsch July 3, 2025
I Came Up With “Chicken Jockey” a Year Ago But Nobody Cared Because I’m Not Minecraft

I Came Up With “Chicken Jockey” a Year Ago But Nobody Cared Because I’m Not Minecraft

THE JEFF July 2, 2025
New NY Mayor Promises to Turn All NYC Bodegas into Buc-ee’s

New NY Mayor Promises to Turn All NYC Bodegas into Buc-ee’s

Markus Sbackson III July 1, 2025
Taco Bell Runs Out of Names for Products

Taco Bell Runs Out of Names for Products

Kasula Spinkman-Steed June 27, 2025
WNBA Players Threaten Strike, Demand “Women’s Rights” to Bully Caitlin Clark

WNBA Players Threaten Strike, Demand “Women’s Rights” to Bully Caitlin Clark

Corb the Sports Dork June 26, 2025

Viral Bangers

I Watched Rumble for Two Days and Now I’m a Prepper

I Watched Rumble for Two Days and Now I’m a Prepper

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits June 20, 2025
Your Crypto Wallet’s #1 Enemy? Climate Change

Your Crypto Wallet’s #1 Enemy? Climate Change

Crypto Slap June 19, 2025
Trump Executive Order Demands Cage Match Against Karen Bass

Trump Executive Order Demands Cage Match Against Karen Bass

Jane Canada June 18, 2025
I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

Karen Plate-Crabdip June 17, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

Jesus Smith June 10, 2025
Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me)

Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me)

Markus Sbackson III June 5, 2025
NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

Corb the Sports Dork June 4, 2025
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women

One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women

Thad X June 3, 2025
“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

Flavian Braggadoccio May 29, 2025