NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It? 
Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It? 
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper? 
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
A.I. Cures Cancer; AMA and Insurance Companies Sue OpenAI for “Unethical” Training Data, Demand Time Machine So They Can Go Back and Uncure It.
It would be a metaphor, but you people are trying to make it real