Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation” 
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You 
I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money 
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic” 
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
Finally! I Was Diagnosed With Poor Person Blindness, Here’s How That Disability Affects Me
It's finally time for you to educate yourself about my plight
Japanese History Needs To Be Updated For Modern Audiences
"Historical Accuracy" is a dog whistle for White Supremacy, obvi.
My Garbageman Smells Weird; Can I Replace Him With A.I.?
So my Garbageman (Garbage person? Garbage human?) has been acting a little weird lately. It’s...
Your Office Plan Should Basically Be One Big Room
WeWork failed because it didn't go far enough
Unpopular Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Trying to Assassinate Presidential Candidates
Someone apparently needs to say it; might as well be us.
The NBA is Now the Nepotism Basketball Association
The new NBA is basically Muppet Babies
Can This Marriage Be Saved? Why Living Apart Together (LAT) Saved My Marriage
Sometimes you just need a whole lotta space amirite
Our National Colors Are Stolen from the British – Why Reverse Colonialism Matters
Don't let yourself red, white, and blue-wash history