Wolfsmash Hits

The McDonalds CEO Is Correct, Actually: How To Eat Your Burger Like a Boss

The McDonalds CEO Is Correct, Actually: How To Eat Your Burger Like a Boss

oj_wolfsm March 6, 2026 0
Jasmine Crockett Just Lost to Some White Guy During International Women’s Month. He Should Concede Instead of Winning

Jasmine Crockett Just Lost to Some White Guy During International Women’s Month. He Should Concede Instead of Winning

Karen Plate-Crabdip March 4, 2026
Is Your Yard Sign Problematic? Introducing The ‘Belief Buddy™’ Asterisk Kit!

Is Your Yard Sign Problematic? Introducing The ‘Belief Buddy™’ Asterisk Kit!

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 25, 2026
Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs”

Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs”

Jane Canada February 24, 2026
Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person

Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person

Billly February 23, 2026

Viral Bangers

How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)

How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)

Karen Plate-Crabdip February 19, 2026
New Free Educational Minecraft DLC Teaches Kids to Watch CNN and “Stop Thinking So Hard”

New Free Educational Minecraft DLC Teaches Kids to Watch CNN and “Stop Thinking So Hard”

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface February 18, 2026
Anthropic CEO: 80 to 90 Percent of Olympic Athletes Will Be AI-Generated by 2028

Anthropic CEO: 80 to 90 Percent of Olympic Athletes Will Be AI-Generated by 2028

Jane Canada February 17, 2026
Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Nora Quizicalc February 16, 2026

You Have FOMO For These

LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

Thog Stongwall February 13, 2026
MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

Slamara Cavendorsch February 12, 2026
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Markus Sbackson III February 11, 2026
My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me

My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits February 10, 2026
Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Corb the Sports Dork February 9, 2026