BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet 
DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics 
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds 
REAL POST: State of the Wolfsmashing Address: 2026 
Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App 
Trump Executive Order Renames Chimichangas to “Freedom Changas”
We're gonna run out of things to rename
Kingdom Come Deliverance II Really Puts the “Come” Into Medieval Bohemia
Making up for the oppressive non-gayness of Kingdom Come Deliverance
Trump Executive Order Overturns International Women’s Day
This is just a political football, and yes it's safe to make sports analogies again
It’s Time to Admit That People of Colour Invented Mayonnaise
For years, the white folks have been telling wild stories about the history of mayonnaise....
Become Dog Rich Through Pound Puppy NFTs! (real dogs, not the toys)
Did you know you can turn anything into an NFT?
Isn’t It About Time We Brought Back Hair Metal For a Modern Audience?
Round and round, hair will find a way just give it time
