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There are two sides to every story but yours is the only important one
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Our de facto Monarchy is good, actually
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Combining obscure references that nobody will get is my jam
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Pope
Q: Is the Pope Catholic? A: Well, it's complicated...
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White privilege strikes again
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Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences for calling your Governor "Hot Wheels."
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Aligned Water is the future (some would say the present) of entertainment
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Eggs are too expensive. Let's make that work for us for a change.