I Came Up With “Chicken Jockey” a Year Ago But Nobody Cared Because I’m Not Minecraft 
New NY Mayor Promises to Turn All NYC Bodegas into Buc-ee’s 
Taco Bell Runs Out of Names for Products 
WNBA Players Threaten Strike, Demand “Women’s Rights” to Bully Caitlin Clark 
Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Israel Send Him Concubines 
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this
Christmas Special: What Does an AI Writer Even Want to Write About Anyway?
Unsurprisingly, it turns out they want to write about the only thing they know - themselves.
Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan
This is not financial advice, but I advise you to take my advice
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”!
You should fear missing out on not being eaten by spooky ghosts
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity
It's time to get valued for who you are and not what you do, ladies
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money
This seems like it should be more profitable, lets change that
Entire World Fails the “Don’t Celebrate Murder Challenge”
In a shocking display of internet insensitivity, people across the globe have been celebrating the...
