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Eggs are too expensive. Let's make that work for us for a change.
Go Back to Russia, Woke Fantastic Four!
We get it, you're Communists
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A clear version of Pepsi...how gullible do you think THE JEFF is?
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Wasn't this the plot of 'Moonraker?'
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You probably didn't, but click to make sure!
Insisting I Use ‘Literally’ Correctly is Literally Genocide
There's a reason they call them "Grammer Nazis"
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