I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually 
Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator 
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough” 
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.”
This might be egg-zactly what we need. Or it might be an egg-zaster
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW
AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People
They will still take donations from you, though
Five Cool Things You Can Do With Old Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
You don't wanna eat those old things, do you?
It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots
More points = more excitement, obvs
Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play
Harriet TubWOMAN in a game like this is disgrace
