Why You Should Be Worried About Christmas Lights
Another common household object that can kill you
“Culture”
Another common household object that can kill you
#notanad, we're just dumb
Horseshoe theory to horseshoe reality
Acceptance speeches are for losers (ironically)
Here's an idea: Get an apartment instead
Sorry about how long this is, Karen wouldn't let us edit it :(
I'm moving to Bumfargton
What's the deal, humanity?
My holidays just got a little less happy
Life is too short to be scraping like an internet bot