Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan 
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”! 
AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION 
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity 
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money 
Are You Using the Wrong Cat Shampoo? Find Out Here
No, don't click away, this is really important
Nintendo Retroactively Patents All Video Games, Sues Everyone in the World
Palworld was only the beginning
How the French Ruined “Joker: Folle a` Deux” (By Adding Ugly People and Sex, As Usual)
The reverse apostrophe should have tipped us off
Let’s Pretend Generations Only Last 10 Years So We Can Dunk On Generation Beta Sooner
As a millennial-turned-influencer-turned-cat-owner-turned-cat-ghost-owner, I am always looking for new ways to make money and stay...
Google’s New AI Will Start Talking Jive to You if You’re a Person of Colour
Will force close the browser if you're a jive turkey
Mountains are Mostly Fake. Aliens?
New revelations about terrain are wild
All Spotify Listeners are Complicit in Diddy’s Abuse, Should be Charged as Accomplices
Finally we can throw everyone in jail and defund the police
“Open Space is Not Real” – How to Use Feng Shui to Open Wormholes to Cool Dimensions
Your living room can finally be functional
Cryptozoology is a Scam; I Tried to Mint Chupacabra and Got Laughed Off Twitter
Sadly, I do believe I'm cooked