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I Just Went Back to TikTok And Everyone’s A Republican Now??!? 
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers 
Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions
Karens finally found a back door in your precious constitution
You Won’t “Believe” These Five New Zoomer Religions!
Safe, inoffensive spaces for us Zoomers to enjoy
The Moon Landing Was Fake News, and I Have Proof!
You need to trust me on this bro
Bluesky’s New “Independent Thought Alarm” Will Finally Stop Hate
Free speech is always a moderation problem
Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn
I tell you one thing, brother - who could have seen this coming?
Why It’s Time to Rename the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of Black People”
If we can just rename whatever we want, then why not do it equitably?