NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It? 
Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It? 
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper? 
Why “You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy” Doesn’t Go Far Enough
How you can own less than nothing and be ecstatically delirious
Let’s Face It, Tolkien needed an update. Meet the NEW BREED of Elves!
With The Rings of Power, Amazon is correcting the wrongs of the past, one elf at a time.
My Journalistic Ethics Were Found Wanting – And It’s Gamers’ Fault
Fight the real enemy (tears picture of gamers)
A Real Modern Millennial Dilemma: Should I Move to LA or NYC?
Or should I winter in Chicago like some kind of slug person?
Treat Hollywood Stars Like Precious Objects – Not Disposable Ones, Executive Scum!
Actors are just better than you, give them what they want for gosh's sake