Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job 
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome 
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands” 
Machine Shed Announces Controversial $25bn Rebrand 
This One Weird Trick Can Help You Ditch Debt FOREVER (If it Were ILLEGAL, Every Influencer Would Be in Jail!)
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Thanksgiving: America’s Original Nonconsensual Culture Holiday
You should feel bad about your Thanksgiving celebrations
Why “You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy” Doesn’t Go Far Enough
How you can own less than nothing and be ecstatically delirious
Let’s Face It, Tolkien needed an update. Meet the NEW BREED of Elves!
With The Rings of Power, Amazon is correcting the wrongs of the past, one elf at a time.
My Journalistic Ethics Were Found Wanting – And It’s Gamers’ Fault
Fight the real enemy (tears picture of gamers)
A Real Modern Millennial Dilemma: Should I Move to LA or NYC?
Or should I winter in Chicago like some kind of slug person?