Wolfsmash Hits

NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

Corb the Sports Dork June 4, 2025
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women

One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women

Thad X June 3, 2025
“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

Flavian Braggadoccio May 29, 2025
Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct

Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct

Kasula Spinkman-Steed May 29, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL”

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL”

Jane Canada May 28, 2025

Viral Bangers

I Stole My Colleague’s Cat and Let Her Blame It On Her Smart Toilet. Am I a Bad Person?

I Stole My Colleague’s Cat and Let Her Blame It On Her Smart Toilet. Am I a Bad Person?

Slamara Cavendorsch May 23, 2025
I Got a Smart Toilet and Now My Replacement Cat is Missing

I Got a Smart Toilet and Now My Replacement Cat is Missing

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits May 22, 2025
“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

“Having to Explain to Boomers Why ‘Chicken Jockey’ is Funny (HTETBWCJIF) Syndrome” is Literally Killing Zoomers.

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface May 21, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring AI Darth Vader to Keep Saying Slurs in Fortnite

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring AI Darth Vader to Keep Saying Slurs in Fortnite

Jane Canada May 20, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

How to Become a Crypto Influencer As Cool As Me in Five Easy Steps (Even If Stupid)

How to Become a Crypto Influencer As Cool As Me in Five Easy Steps (Even If Stupid)

Crypto Slap May 16, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Theater Kids to Stop Acting So Weird

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Theater Kids to Stop Acting So Weird

Jane Canada May 15, 2025
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MIT Study Shocker: 80% of TikTok Influencers are Actually the Same Alien/AI Taking On Different Personas

Billly May 14, 2025
How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs

How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs

Karen Plate-Crabdip May 13, 2025
Rich People Are Rich Because They’re Better Than You

Rich People Are Rich Because They’re Better Than You

Markus Sbackson III May 9, 2025