President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices 
England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.” 
Denim Pantsuits Are a Racist Dog Whistle and So Is White Chili 
The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers 
I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump
Hey! Something terrifying is happening in cities all across America—and guess who’s to blame? That’s...
GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”
'Bout time we got some prophets up in here
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women
Your suffering does not exist in a vacuum, cancer men
I Stole My Colleague’s Cat and Let Her Blame It On Her Smart Toilet. Am I a Bad Person?
This is a rhetorical question with no possible answer