Eggs Are So Expensive They’re Basically Art — Here’s How to Get Egg NFTs in 2025 
Go Back to Russia, Woke Fantastic Four! 
Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us 
Trump Executive Order Deports Entire Supreme Court to ‘Space’ 
Why You’re Doomed If You Ate This One Common Food From Your Childhood 
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People
They will still take donations from you, though
Five Cool Things You Can Do With Old Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
You don't wanna eat those old things, do you?
It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots
More points = more excitement, obvs
Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play
Harriet TubWOMAN in a game like this is disgrace
Trump Executive Order Renames Chimichangas to “Freedom Changas”
We're gonna run out of things to rename
