BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet 
DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics 
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds 
REAL POST: State of the Wolfsmashing Address: 2026 
Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App 
Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator
Trust me, bro - I know video games, you don't.
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”
It's not your imagination: we're running out of conversation topics
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS
“IT’S A MORAL CRISIS,” SAYS WOMAN WHO ONCE JUDGED A CUPCAKE COMPETITION
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old
"I can't take a week off to rest my bones?"
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job
We are finally safe from the bad conversations and pictures
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
In a move that has left marketing executives and corporate branding teams scrambling to update...
OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia
What's going on here with my boss, and why do I care?