Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan 
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”! 
AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION 
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity 
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money 
FACT CHECK: Is Trump Just Jesus Reincarnated?
Second Coming has to come sometime, right?
Why the “Headbutt a Kinkajou” TikTok Challenge is GENIUS
* Please do not headbutt any wild animals – OJ Alright, alright, alright! You know...
Start Preparing Now For Our Catless Future
Winter is coming, and cats are not gonna make it
We Need To Name Triples Something Else So New Players Can Break Triples Records
We need to update baseball for a modern audience
The Surprising Environmental Reason I Leave My 40,000 Mansion Lights On All Night
Spoiler alert: It's because I care too much
Why We Need a New “Planet of the Apes” Trilogy, Pronto
I know just how to save Hollywood
SCIENCE FACTS EXPOSED!! The Dinosaurs Died Because They Were Cringe
Cringe scientists warn birds could be next
Ta-Nehisi Coates is Right; Hamas Is Your Friend and Just Wants What’s Best For You
Isn't it time you let someone else do the thinking for you?
Are You Hydrated Enough? No? Let’s Fix That With a Built-In Mouth Faucet.
This is the logical endpoint of hydration culture
