You Won’t “Believe” These Five New Zoomer Religions! 
The Moon Landing Was Fake News, and I Have Proof! 
Bluesky’s New “Independent Thought Alarm” Will Finally Stop Hate 
Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn 
Short Squeezes are Your Ticket to Financial Freedom – Do It Every Day! 
How To Convince Everyone That You’re Actually The Victim When You Get Caught Murdering or Saying Slurs
There are two sides to every story but yours is the only important one
Rich People Are Rich Because They’re Better Than You
Our de facto Monarchy is good, actually
iDUBBZ REVEALS PLAN TO INSULT EVERY JEW IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER – “I’M THE NEW WOWBAGGER!”
Combining obscure references that nobody will get is my jam
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Pope
Q: Is the Pope Catholic? A: Well, it's complicated...
Tariffs Should Only Apply to White People Stuff
White privilege strikes again