Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App 
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NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old
"I can't take a week off to rest my bones?"
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job
We are finally safe from the bad conversations and pictures
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
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Ugh Not Again…Red Sonja Is Not Ugly Enough—Please Cancel It
I thought we got rid of all the white heroes, guess not.
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball
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Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”