I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful. 
Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia 
Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’ 
Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season 
FORGET HODLING: IT’S TIME TO SHORT THE HUMAN SOUL! THE FANDUEL BLACK-OPS PLAYBOOK! 
When the Earth Finally Croaks, Women Should Be Evacuated to Mars First
Let's give the female patriarchy a head start this time
The Real Reason Tom Brady Left the NFL
It's obvious when you think about it
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
Canada’s MAID Program Approved for Children; “Now We Never Have to Grow Up”
"Kids are human beings with the same rights as everyone," - Justin Trudeau
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
