Taco Bell Runs Out of Names for Products 
WNBA Players Threaten Strike, Demand “Women’s Rights” to Bully Caitlin Clark 
Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Israel Send Him Concubines 
Bet – Why Boomers Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near TikTok: A Comprehensive Guide 
I Watched Rumble for Two Days and Now I’m a Prepper 
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
Disney’s Wish is a Masterpiece; Finally, a Movie for Girls Whose Dads Said No Sometimes
Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels
Gentle Reminder to Stop Saying Merry Christmas
Of course it's terrible, white people started it
Five Things I Want for Christmas from OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM (or Else)
Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich
Five Brain Hacks That Will Improve Your Grind By At Least 53%!
Your grind needs help. Let me help you help it, ok?
Is it Ever Okay to Lie to Your Kids? Find Out the Controversial Answer Here.
Sometimes you have to bend the truth a little
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything