Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me) 
NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It” 
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women 
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Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct 
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
Christmas Gifts are Economically Inefficient, Just Thoughtlessly Hand Me Money Instead
Cash: The economically purest expression of love.
Why You Should Be Worried About Christmas Lights
Another common household object that can kill you
Unlock Amazing Brains with Ancient Lost Technology!
How much ALL CAPS will it take for you to improve your life?
The Game Awards: Too Many Awards For Games, Not Enough Celebrities
Acceptance speeches are for losers (ironically)
Finally! Find Out the Truth About Fake News and Why It’s a Problem
Sorry about how long this is, Karen wouldn't let us edit it :(