HasanAbi’s Dog Knew the Risks, Is Also Culpable For Being Shocked 
NEW FOR 2025! Make Halloween Better With This Evil Product I’m Shilling 
I Support Eating the Bugs Because Stupid People Need Protein Too 
Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo 
What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us) 
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”
It's not your imagination: we're running out of conversation topics
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS
“IT’S A MORAL CRISIS,” SAYS WOMAN WHO ONCE JUDGED A CUPCAKE COMPETITION
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old
"I can't take a week off to rest my bones?"
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job
We are finally safe from the bad conversations and pictures
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
In a move that has left marketing executives and corporate branding teams scrambling to update...
OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia
What's going on here with my boss, and why do I care?
Ugh Not Again…Red Sonja Is Not Ugly Enough—Please Cancel It
I thought we got rid of all the white heroes, guess not.
