Wolfsmash Hits

Short Squeezes are Your Ticket to Financial Freedom – Do It Every Day!

Short Squeezes are Your Ticket to Financial Freedom – Do It Every Day!

Crypto Slap July 11, 2025
Why It’s Time to Rename the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of Black People”

Why It’s Time to Rename the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of Black People”

Thad X July 10, 2025
Killing Games is Good, Actually

Killing Games is Good, Actually

Flavian Braggadoccio July 9, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Deporting Superman Back to Krypton

Trump Signs Executive Order Deporting Superman Back to Krypton

Jane Canada July 8, 2025
Squirrels Are Secretly Controlling The Stock Market, And We Need To Overthrow Them

Squirrels Are Secretly Controlling The Stock Market, And We Need To Overthrow Them

Slamara Cavendorsch July 3, 2025

Viral Bangers

I Watched Rumble for Two Days and Now I’m a Prepper

I Watched Rumble for Two Days and Now I’m a Prepper

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits June 20, 2025
Your Crypto Wallet’s #1 Enemy? Climate Change

Your Crypto Wallet’s #1 Enemy? Climate Change

Crypto Slap June 19, 2025
Trump Executive Order Demands Cage Match Against Karen Bass

Trump Executive Order Demands Cage Match Against Karen Bass

Jane Canada June 18, 2025
I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

I Can Feel My City Sinking and I Blame Trump

Karen Plate-Crabdip June 17, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

GOD, TO INTERNET: “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RACISM A THING. YES, YOU TOO.”

Jesus Smith June 10, 2025
Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me)

Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me)

Markus Sbackson III June 5, 2025
NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It”

Corb the Sports Dork June 4, 2025
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women

One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women

Thad X June 3, 2025
“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons

Flavian Braggadoccio May 29, 2025