Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo 
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I Just Went Back to TikTok And Everyone’s A Republican Now??!? 
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers 
All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job
We are finally safe from the bad conversations and pictures
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
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What's going on here with my boss, and why do I care?
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I thought we got rid of all the white heroes, guess not.
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball
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Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You
In which Zoomie coins the term "skin-bun"