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Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
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The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
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You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again
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These fools can't handle real progress
Some People Say Disney Theme Parks are Too Expensive, But Those People are Just Broke
The best things in life are the opposite of free, actually
