Killing Games is Good, Actually 
Trump Signs Executive Order Deporting Superman Back to Krypton 
Squirrels Are Secretly Controlling The Stock Market, And We Need To Overthrow Them 
I Came Up With “Chicken Jockey” a Year Ago But Nobody Cared Because I’m Not Minecraft 
New NY Mayor Promises to Turn All NYC Bodegas into Buc-ee’s 
The Real Reason Tom Brady Left the NFL
It's obvious when you think about it
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
Canada’s MAID Program Approved for Children; “Now We Never Have to Grow Up”
"Kids are human beings with the same rights as everyone," - Justin Trudeau
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again