HELP! TikTok Stole My Soul and Won’t Give It Back 
Trump Executive Order Requires All Chickens to Wear Tiny Surgical Masks 
I Ate a Ghost Pepper, and Now I’m Seeing Ghosts! (Weird True Story) 
Jesus Christ Was the Original Incel 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anime: “I Don’t Get It.” 
Why You Should Be Worried About Christmas Lights
Another common household object that can kill you
Unlock Amazing Brains with Ancient Lost Technology!
How much ALL CAPS will it take for you to improve your life?
Apple Expert Reveals: Smartphone Addiction is Actually Good For You
#notanad, we're just dumb
Antifa and Fa Announce Joint Peace Accord, Reveal Plan to “Make America Horrible Finally.”
Horseshoe theory to horseshoe reality
The Game Awards: Too Many Awards For Games, Not Enough Celebrities
Acceptance speeches are for losers (ironically)
Drop 17 Pounds In Two Weeks By Only Drinking This One Weird Liquid!
This post is not health advice, fools
Vans, Life, and Influencing: Why Being A Van Life Influencer Feels Like Being Run Over By A Van.
Here's an idea: Get an apartment instead
Finally! Find Out the Truth About Fake News and Why It’s a Problem
Sorry about how long this is, Karen wouldn't let us edit it :(
Discover the Surprising Secret to Living a Longer Life (Scientific Breakthrough)
I'm moving to Bumfargton
NEW POLL: Why Aren’t You Ingrates Going to Marvel Movies Anymore?
What's the deal, humanity?