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AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION 
Can We Stop Buying Racist Snacks?
Maga snacks are not ok
Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread
The Government Is Making a Secret Super Virus to Control Our Minds, and They’re Using COVID-19 To Test It On Us
Beware the new hyper-feminist US Military
NEW POLL: 48% of men surveyed have never approached a woman. We ask men: Why aren’t you approaching women?
These fake results will surprise and shock you
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The forces that have conspired against ya boi have failed
This One Weird Trick Can Help You Ditch Debt FOREVER (If it Were ILLEGAL, Every Influencer Would Be in Jail!)
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You should feel bad about your Thanksgiving celebrations
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A Noncomprehensive List of Things That are Overrated, Part 2
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We Need Another Gamergate, the First One Didn’t Stick
Why does this keep happening?