Wolfsmash Hits

Is Your Yard Sign Problematic? Introducing The ‘Belief Buddy™’ Asterisk Kit!

Is Your Yard Sign Problematic? Introducing The ‘Belief Buddy™’ Asterisk Kit!

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 25, 2026
Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs”

Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs”

Jane Canada February 24, 2026
Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person

Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person

Billly February 23, 2026
POLL: 87% of Zoomers and Millennials Don’t Care That Every Basketball Player Travels Every Time They Touch the Ball, Old Man

POLL: 87% of Zoomers and Millennials Don’t Care That Every Basketball Player Travels Every Time They Touch the Ball, Old Man

Corb the Sports Dork February 20, 2026
How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)

How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)

Karen Plate-Crabdip February 19, 2026

Viral Bangers

Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Nora Quizicalc February 16, 2026
LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

Thog Stongwall February 13, 2026
MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

Slamara Cavendorsch February 12, 2026
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Markus Sbackson III February 11, 2026

You Have FOMO For These

My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me

My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits February 10, 2026
Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Corb the Sports Dork February 9, 2026
As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks

As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks

THE JEFF February 5, 2026
Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour

Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour

Thad X February 4, 2026
Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 3, 2026