The One Question to Ask When You Need Help Finding Your Purpose 
How I Cured My Strep Throat in 5 Days Flat by Just Squinting Super Hard 
Scholarships and NIL Are Inadequate; Why The NCAA Owes Every Athlete Their Own OnlyFans 
Canada Offers Free Abortions, MAID, and Perms to US Residents Who Renounce Trump and Worship Trudeau 
Some People Say Plastic Surgery Looks Bad, But Those People are Just Losers 
Why “You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy” Doesn’t Go Far Enough
How you can own less than nothing and be ecstatically delirious
A Noncomprehensive List of Things That are Overrated, Part 2
That thing you like is terrible
We Need Another Gamergate, the First One Didn’t Stick
Why does this keep happening?
Let’s Face It, Tolkien needed an update. Meet the NEW BREED of Elves!
With The Rings of Power, Amazon is correcting the wrongs of the past, one elf at a time.
My Journalistic Ethics Were Found Wanting – And It’s Gamers’ Fault
Fight the real enemy (tears picture of gamers)
A Real Modern Millennial Dilemma: Should I Move to LA or NYC?
Or should I winter in Chicago like some kind of slug person?
Grow Up and Accept Facts: Your Favorite Actor SHOULD Be Replaced by A.I.
These are not essential workers
Treat Hollywood Stars Like Precious Objects – Not Disposable Ones, Executive Scum!
Actors are just better than you, give them what they want for gosh's sake