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DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics 
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I Can’t Relate to the Olympics Anymore; It’s Time to Add More People of Size
The Olympics must increase mass to reduce harm
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
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Why 2+2 Equals 5, And Why You’re Just Too Dumb To Understand It. (Trust Me, I’m a Games Journalist)
Hey fellow kids, those grifters who think it's 4 are so weird, right?
Westward Hoes!: All My Friends Who Moved to Texas Are Trying to Move Back – And They’re Dumber Than Me
If you’re a millennial on the East Coast, you’ve probably had a friend or two...
How to Heat Your Home with Just One Spare Cat and a Modified Treadmill
I can't be the first person to think of this
Am I the Only One Who Cares That Evil Elites Removed Touchpad Buttons From Laptops?
This makes no sense, even for the lizard people
