The McDonalds CEO Is Correct, Actually: How To Eat Your Burger Like a Boss 
Jasmine Crockett Just Lost to Some White Guy During International Women’s Month. He Should Concede Instead of Winning 
Is Your Yard Sign Problematic? Introducing The ‘Belief Buddy™’ Asterisk Kit! 
Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs” 
Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person 
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
