Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan 
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”! 
AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION 
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity 
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money 
You’ll Never Eat Kumquats Again After Reading These Lies About Kumquats
Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
Eggs: Miracle Food Pre-Packaged by God, or Cursed CIA Chicken Project Gone Wrong?
Have you ever thought about chickens?
Disney’s Wish is a Masterpiece; Finally, a Movie for Girls Whose Dads Said No Sometimes
Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels
Gentle Reminder to Stop Saying Merry Christmas
Of course it's terrible, white people started it
Five Things I Want for Christmas from OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM (or Else)
Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich
I’m Mad That This Video Game That Everyone Knew Was a Scam, Turned Out to be a Scam.
No, it's not a survival MMO
Five Brain Hacks That Will Improve Your Grind By At Least 53%!
Your grind needs help. Let me help you help it, ok?
Is it Ever Okay to Lie to Your Kids? Find Out the Controversial Answer Here.
Sometimes you have to bend the truth a little
I’m Not Antisemitic, I Just Hate Those Jews
It's not like I've been waiting for a chance to express these views or anything
Christmas Gifts are Economically Inefficient, Just Thoughtlessly Hand Me Money Instead
Cash: The economically purest expression of love.