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Is Your Wi-fi Password Too Good? Why You Should Consider an Authorities-Guessable (AG) One Instead 
Trump Executive Order Bans Biden’s Ghost From Haunting White House 
What To Do If You Mistakenly Ingest Seed Oils 
The Shocking Truth About Apples: How Boomers Ruined Them, and What Happens Next 
The Real Reason Tom Brady Left the NFL
It's obvious when you think about it
The Real Reason Millennial Women Are Still Single: Blame Late Capitalism!
I guess I'll just have to do these off-grid hikes alone then
Canada’s MAID Program Approved for Children; “Now We Never Have to Grow Up”
"Kids are human beings with the same rights as everyone," - Justin Trudeau
All Whites Evicted From Canada, Given Two Days to Find New Arrangements
Canada is basically just a bad movie you'd find on Tubi now.
Canada Hires Google Gemini to “Update Their Laws For Modern Audiences”
The future is a back-room deal between corpos and state-o's.
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again