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You can put anything on the blockchain
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You're gonna wish you thought of this
Stop Being Attractive, It’s Harmful to Us Uggs
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Just try and ignore the fact that these are lies, ok? You'd do it for a real site.
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Have you ever thought about chickens?
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Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels
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Last Christmas, I gave you my clickbait. The very next day, you gave me a crappy sandwich