Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan 
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”! 
AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION 
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity 
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money 
Would Anne Frank Be a Taylor Swift Fan? Experts Say No
She wouldn't have been a bielieber, but how about a swiftie?
Dark Side of Off-Grid Living: You Won’t Survive More Than Three Minutes!
Mountains are overrated and CHUDs smell bad
Why Using AdBlock is the Same as Genocide
I agree with Linus Tech Tips
Mounting Evidence Suggests Our Current Donald Trump Might Be a Permanent 3D Deepfake
How hard would it really be to make a Trump AI?
Legal Experts Weigh In: Can You Be Forced to Worship Trump?
We games journalists need to get out ahead of this
If You Need to Marry Your Toaster, You Should Move to This State
If you love your toaster, why don't you marry it?
Being a Kind Decent Person Reinforces Power Structures and Perpetuates Harm to Us Assholes
I reserve the right to be an ass
These Five New Delivery Services Will Make You Never Leave Your House and Pay Too Much For Everything
Having a lot of money means never having to leave your house
It Wasn’t Chupacabras After All: Meet the Woman Who’s Been Abducting Cattle From Mexico For Years!
This OG girlboss will steal your cows
To Fight Climate Change, we need to Thanos the population. Let’s Start With Bangladesh or Zoomers
We need another Infinity Gauntlet to sort out the Climate Crisis