I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually 
Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator 
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough” 
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
A.I. Cures Cancer; AMA and Insurance Companies Sue OpenAI for “Unethical” Training Data, Demand Time Machine So They Can Go Back and Uncure It.
It would be a metaphor, but you people are trying to make it real
MMA Won’t Be Popular Until They Get Better Names
TITLES THAT GRAB, BROS THAT SLAY: WHY MMA NEEDS BETTER NAMES TO GO MAINSTREAM