Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo 
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Borderlands 4 Review: A Premium Cash Grab for Premium Hypocrites 
I Just Went Back to TikTok And Everyone’s A Republican Now??!? 
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers 
Google’s New AI Will Start Talking Jive to You if You’re a Person of Colour
Will force close the browser if you're a jive turkey
Mountains are Mostly Fake. Aliens?
New revelations about terrain are wild
All Spotify Listeners are Complicit in Diddy’s Abuse, Should be Charged as Accomplices
Finally we can throw everyone in jail and defund the police
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In this day and age of smart tech taking over our lives, one question has...
I Make Russian Propaganda Every Day; Where’s My Money?
The big shills get bigger, while I languish here
