All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job 
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome 
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands” 
Machine Shed Announces Controversial $25bn Rebrand 
OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia 
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic”
Hey there, folks! Billly’s back with some spicy international drama that has everyone from the...
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs
Someone should investigate why this guy loves tariffs so much
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices
This is probably gonna be a problem, right?
Denim Pantsuits Are a Racist Dog Whistle and So Is White Chili
Gentle Reminder that nothing is allowed to center whiteocity
The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers
This idea is presented solely to offend you with a mental picture of me eating pikachu
How To Tell If Your Cat Is a Republican
The cat in the MAGA hat is not just a book anymore
