In Final Moments, Biden Announces ERA, Welcomes Jimmy Carter as Next President. 
Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men! 
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!) 
Microsoft to Debut New AI “Bonzi Buddy” in “Free” “Update” to “Windows 11” 
No, “Gamers,” Marvel Rivals Isn’t the “New Standard” for Video Games (scoffing noises) 
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently
Auld Lang Fascism: Celebrating New Years is White Supremacy
The calendar is just another way to perpetuate harm against people of colour
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this
Christmas Special: What Does an AI Writer Even Want to Write About Anyway?
Unsurprisingly, it turns out they want to write about the only thing they know - themselves.
Not Just For Egyptians: Make Money With a Crypto Pyramid Plan
This is not financial advice, but I advise you to take my advice
Bumps in the Night? Ghosts, Probably. Finally Feel Secure Again With “Go Away Ghost”!
You should fear missing out on not being eaten by spooky ghosts
AMAZON UNILATERALLY DECLARES THE HOBBIT ‘NON-CANONICAL’, BLOWS UP TOLKIEN FOUNDATION
Frodo never existed, eat it CHUDs
With “Women No Work, Still Get Paid” Act, Canada Finally Achieves Total Equity
It's time to get valued for who you are and not what you do, ladies
I Also Hate Woke Things, Now Give Me Money
This seems like it should be more profitable, lets change that