It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots 
Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play 
What was Michael Jackson Trying to Say When He Said “Hee Hee”? The Cry For Help That Boomers Ignored 
Trump Executive Order Renames Chimichangas to “Freedom Changas” 
How to Become a Trillionaire in Five Years by Illegally Torrenting Every Book in Existence And Using That to Train Your AI. 
Isn’t It About Time We Brought Back Hair Metal For a Modern Audience?
Round and round, hair will find a way just give it time
Trump Executive Order Bans Unconventionally Spelled First Names
No more Millennial names, please
Throw Away your Vacuums! Meet the New AI That Cleans Your Carpet and Your Life!
Finally a good use for AI
Confused Corporate Executives Left Wondering How to Pander Effectively in 2025
Turns out America isn't that bad, who knew?
HELP! TikTok Stole My Soul and Won’t Give It Back
Sometimes websites come back
Trump Executive Order Requires All Chickens to Wear Tiny Surgical Masks
Finally, a clear plan forward for the egg crisis
I Ate a Ghost Pepper, and Now I’m Seeing Ghosts! (Weird True Story)
Names exist for a reason I guess
Jesus Christ Was the Original Incel
Toxic masculinity has been around a long time, buckos
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anime: “I Don’t Get It.”
Too far? Or not far enough?
