I Save Thousands Each Year With This One Weird Trick I Learned From Bears 
I Agree With Whatever Opinion You Have About Charlie Kirk. Please Don’t Kill Me 
New Study: 70% of People Who Say ‘I’m Not Like Other Girls’ Are Actually Israeli Spies 
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Why Viewbot Rights Are The Next Civil Rights Movement You’ve Never Heard Of 
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We are finally safe from the bad conversations and pictures
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
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What's going on here with my boss, and why do I care?
Ugh Not Again…Red Sonja Is Not Ugly Enough—Please Cancel It
I thought we got rid of all the white heroes, guess not.
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball
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Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You
In which Zoomie coins the term "skin-bun"