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Eggs Are So Expensive They’re Basically Art — Here’s How to Get Egg NFTs in 2025

Eggs Are So Expensive They’re Basically Art — Here’s How to Get Egg NFTs in 2025

Crypto Slap April 25, 2025
Go Back to Russia, Woke Fantastic Four!

Go Back to Russia, Woke Fantastic Four!

Another A-hole Gamer April 24, 2025
Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us

Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us

THE JEFF April 23, 2025
Trump Executive Order Deports Entire Supreme Court to ‘Space’

Trump Executive Order Deports Entire Supreme Court to ‘Space’

Jane Canada April 22, 2025
Why You’re Doomed If You Ate This One Common Food From Your Childhood

Why You’re Doomed If You Ate This One Common Food From Your Childhood

Kasula Spinkman-Steed April 18, 2025

Viral Bangers

Trump Executive Order Bans All New Buildings From Having Doors or Windows

Trump Executive Order Bans All New Buildings From Having Doors or Windows

Jane Canada April 11, 2025
Without the Dept. of Education, Who Will Teach Kids the Correct People to Hate?

Without the Dept. of Education, Who Will Teach Kids the Correct People to Hate?

Karen Plate-Crabdip April 10, 2025
Snow White: Flop or Secret Masterpiece?

Snow White: Flop or Secret Masterpiece?

Billly April 9, 2025
Walkable Cities are Just Walkable Fart Prisons

Walkable Cities are Just Walkable Fart Prisons

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits April 8, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

“Humans Killing is Problematic”: Next Halo Game to Feature a Cast Made Up Completely of Cats

“Humans Killing is Problematic”: Next Halo Game to Feature a Cast Made Up Completely of Cats

Flavian Braggadoccio April 4, 2025
Stop Everything You’re Doing and Read This Immediately! The World is Running Out of Tacos

Stop Everything You’re Doing and Read This Immediately! The World is Running Out of Tacos

Slamara Cavendorsch April 3, 2025
Is Your Wi-fi Password Too Good? Why You Should Consider an Authorities-Guessable (AG) One Instead

Is Your Wi-fi Password Too Good? Why You Should Consider an Authorities-Guessable (AG) One Instead

Kasula Spinkman-Steed April 1, 2025
Trump Executive Order Bans Biden’s Ghost From Haunting White House

Trump Executive Order Bans Biden’s Ghost From Haunting White House

Jane Canada March 31, 2025
What To Do If You Mistakenly Ingest Seed Oils

What To Do If You Mistakenly Ingest Seed Oils

Another A-hole Gamer March 28, 2025