What To Do If You Mistakenly Ingest Seed Oils 
The Shocking Truth About Apples: How Boomers Ruined Them, and What Happens Next 
Trump Executive Order Bans Global Warming 
We Need a Trigger Warning For Weird NCAA Tournament Hairstyles 
Why We Should Completely Restructure Society to Benefit Us and Not Them (You Know Who) 
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.”
This might be egg-zactly what we need. Or it might be an egg-zaster
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW
AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People
They will still take donations from you, though
Five Cool Things You Can Do With Old Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
You don't wanna eat those old things, do you?
It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots
More points = more excitement, obvs