President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices 
England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.” 
Denim Pantsuits Are a Racist Dog Whistle and So Is White Chili 
The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers 
Mastercard Now Requires Approval From Council of Midwit Reactionary Busybodies (MRBs) For All Transactions
Karens finally found a back door in your precious constitution
You Won’t “Believe” These Five New Zoomer Religions!
Safe, inoffensive spaces for us Zoomers to enjoy
The Moon Landing Was Fake News, and I Have Proof!
You need to trust me on this bro
Bluesky’s New “Independent Thought Alarm” Will Finally Stop Hate
Free speech is always a moderation problem
Trump Interrupts JD Vance Press Conference With Steel Chair Shot, Handing Pin to AOC in Shocking Heel Turn
I tell you one thing, brother - who could have seen this coming?
Why It’s Time to Rename the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of Black People”
If we can just rename whatever we want, then why not do it equitably?
Killing Games is Good, Actually
"Gamers," as always, need me to explain things to them
Trump Signs Executive Order Deporting Superman Back to Krypton
Superman is a metaphor that represents anything you want him to be