Is Your Yard Sign Problematic? Introducing The ‘Belief Buddy™’ Asterisk Kit! 
Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs” 
Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person 
POLL: 87% of Zoomers and Millennials Don’t Care That Every Basketball Player Travels Every Time They Touch the Ball, Old Man 
How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy) 
Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men!
Finally a Bible that says what we're all thinkin'
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!)
Interact with me in new and disturbing ways I guess
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think)
Let me help you help yourself like I helped myself
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
