Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation” 
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You 
I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money 
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic” 
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
I Make Russian Propaganda Every Day; Where’s My Money?
The big shills get bigger, while I languish here
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
