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NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It” 
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It’s 2024, We Need Some New Olympic Sports
We need to change the Olympics to justify my existence as a sports columnist
New “Social Justice Bible” Removes “Do Not Judge” and All Mentions of Israel
Coming soon to Christian bookstore shelves near you?
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It's finally time for you to educate yourself about my plight
Japanese History Needs To Be Updated For Modern Audiences
"Historical Accuracy" is a dog whistle for White Supremacy, obvi.
My Garbageman Smells Weird; Can I Replace Him With A.I.?
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Your Office Plan Should Basically Be One Big Room
WeWork failed because it didn't go far enough
Unpopular Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Trying to Assassinate Presidential Candidates
Someone apparently needs to say it; might as well be us.