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Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface November 7, 2025
Game Industry Layoffs Happen Because of Based Vtubers

Game Industry Layoffs Happen Because of Based Vtubers

Flavian Braggadoccio November 6, 2025
NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory

NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory

Corb the Sports Dork October 23, 2025
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote

Democrats Go After That Clown Vote

Jane Canada October 22, 2025
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It?

The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It?

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits October 21, 2025

Viral Bangers

Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It?

Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It?

Slamara Cavendorsch October 17, 2025
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper?

Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper?

Karen Plate-Crabdip October 16, 2025
ICE “Posthumously” “Deports” “Ricky Ricardo”

ICE “Posthumously” “Deports” “Ricky Ricardo”

Billly October 15, 2025
HasanAbi’s Dog Knew the Risks, Is Also Culpable For Being Shocked

HasanAbi’s Dog Knew the Risks, Is Also Culpable For Being Shocked

Thad X October 14, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

NEW FOR 2025! Make Halloween Better With This Evil Product I’m Shilling

NEW FOR 2025! Make Halloween Better With This Evil Product I’m Shilling

Kasula Spinkman-Steed October 10, 2025
I Support Eating the Bugs Because Stupid People Need Protein Too

I Support Eating the Bugs Because Stupid People Need Protein Too

Thog Stongwall October 9, 2025
Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo

Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo

Jane Canada October 8, 2025
What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us)

What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us)

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface October 7, 2025
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers

Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers

Markus Sbackson III October 1, 2025