I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually 
Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator 
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough” 
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
Are You Using the Wrong Cat Shampoo? Find Out Here
No, don't click away, this is really important
Let’s Pretend Generations Only Last 10 Years So We Can Dunk On Generation Beta Sooner
As a millennial-turned-influencer-turned-cat-owner-turned-cat-ghost-owner, I am always looking for new ways to make money and stay...
Google’s New AI Will Start Talking Jive to You if You’re a Person of Colour
Will force close the browser if you're a jive turkey
Mountains are Mostly Fake. Aliens?
New revelations about terrain are wild
All Spotify Listeners are Complicit in Diddy’s Abuse, Should be Charged as Accomplices
Finally we can throw everyone in jail and defund the police
