Flight Attendant Reveals How to Fly First Class For the Price of Economy (Spoiler: It’s All About Being as Important as Me) 
NCAA Outlaws Booing: “You Need to Sit There and Like It” 
One In Eight Men Die Of Prostate Cancer. Here’s How That Disproportionately Affects Women 
“Colonial Concepts” – Why Dungeons and Dragons 6th Edition is Finally Removing Dungeons, Dragons 
Bluesky Unveils New “MeToo” Button to Streamline Accusations of Sexual Misconduct 
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
A.I. Cures Cancer; AMA and Insurance Companies Sue OpenAI for “Unethical” Training Data, Demand Time Machine So They Can Go Back and Uncure It.
It would be a metaphor, but you people are trying to make it real
