NBA Makes Gambling Mandatory 
Democrats Go After That Clown Vote 
The Trad Wife to ConservaSkank Pipeline: Can We Reverse It? 
Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It? 
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper? 
Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men!
Finally a Bible that says what we're all thinkin'
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!)
Interact with me in new and disturbing ways I guess
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think)
Let me help you help yourself like I helped myself
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
