New NY Mayor Promises to Turn All NYC Bodegas into Buc-ee’s 
Taco Bell Runs Out of Names for Products 
WNBA Players Threaten Strike, Demand “Women’s Rights” to Bully Caitlin Clark 
Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Israel Send Him Concubines 
Bet – Why Boomers Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near TikTok: A Comprehensive Guide 
Does your Smart TV Know When You’re Looking at Butts?
In this day and age of smart tech taking over our lives, one question has...
I Make Russian Propaganda Every Day; Where’s My Money?
The big shills get bigger, while I languish here
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
