BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet 
DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics 
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds 
REAL POST: State of the Wolfsmashing Address: 2026 
Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App 
Trump Executive Order Requires All Chickens to Wear Tiny Surgical Masks
Finally, a clear plan forward for the egg crisis
Jesus Christ Was the Original Incel
Toxic masculinity has been around a long time, buckos
Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men!
Finally a Bible that says what we're all thinkin'
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!)
Interact with me in new and disturbing ways I guess
