I Came Up With “Chicken Jockey” a Year Ago But Nobody Cared Because I’m Not Minecraft 
New NY Mayor Promises to Turn All NYC Bodegas into Buc-ee’s 
Taco Bell Runs Out of Names for Products 
WNBA Players Threaten Strike, Demand “Women’s Rights” to Bully Caitlin Clark 
Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Israel Send Him Concubines 
Canada Outlaws Disagreeing With Women Online, California Soon to Follow
Mansplaining finally gets hit by consequence culture
FACT CHECK: Is Trump Just Jesus Reincarnated?
Second Coming has to come sometime, right?
Why the “Headbutt a Kinkajou” TikTok Challenge is GENIUS
* Please do not headbutt any wild animals – OJ Alright, alright, alright! You know...
Start Preparing Now For Our Catless Future
Winter is coming, and cats are not gonna make it
We Need To Name Triples Something Else So New Players Can Break Triples Records
We need to update baseball for a modern audience
Why We Need a New “Planet of the Apes” Trilogy, Pronto
I know just how to save Hollywood
SCIENCE FACTS EXPOSED!! The Dinosaurs Died Because They Were Cringe
Cringe scientists warn birds could be next