I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually 
Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator 
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough” 
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS 
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old 
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think)
Let me help you help yourself like I helped myself
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently
Auld Lang Fascism: Celebrating New Years is White Supremacy
The calendar is just another way to perpetuate harm against people of colour
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far
I Think All This Freedom is Bad for Me. Should I Move to China?
Trust me, I've thought for at least five whole minutes about this