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You don't wanna eat those old things, do you?
It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots
More points = more excitement, obvs
Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play
Harriet TubWOMAN in a game like this is disgrace
Trump Executive Order Renames Chimichangas to “Freedom Changas”
We're gonna run out of things to rename
Kingdom Come Deliverance II Really Puts the “Come” Into Medieval Bohemia
Making up for the oppressive non-gayness of Kingdom Come Deliverance
Trump Executive Order Overturns International Women’s Day
This is just a political football, and yes it's safe to make sports analogies again