Stop Everything You’re Doing and Read This Immediately! The World is Running Out of Tacos 
Is Your Wi-fi Password Too Good? Why You Should Consider an Authorities-Guessable (AG) One Instead 
Trump Executive Order Bans Biden’s Ghost From Haunting White House 
What To Do If You Mistakenly Ingest Seed Oils 
The Shocking Truth About Apples: How Boomers Ruined Them, and What Happens Next 
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
