I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money 
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic” 
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices 
England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.” 
Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men!
Finally a Bible that says what we're all thinkin'
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!)
Interact with me in new and disturbing ways I guess
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think)
Let me help you help yourself like I helped myself
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
