Wolfsmash Hits

BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet

BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet

Markus Sbackson III January 21, 2026
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds

“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds

Nora Quizicalc January 19, 2026
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REAL POST: State of the Wolfsmashing Address: 2026

oj_wolfsm January 12, 2026
Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface November 7, 2025
Game Industry Layoffs Happen Because of Based Vtubers

Game Industry Layoffs Happen Because of Based Vtubers

Flavian Braggadoccio November 6, 2025

Viral Bangers

Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It?

Does This Scented Candle I Took From the Work Break Room Have a Tracker Inside It?

Slamara Cavendorsch October 17, 2025
Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper?

Four Signs He’s Cheating – Is Your Husband a Serial Farter-Upper?

Karen Plate-Crabdip October 16, 2025
ICE “Posthumously” “Deports” “Ricky Ricardo”

ICE “Posthumously” “Deports” “Ricky Ricardo”

Billly October 15, 2025
HasanAbi’s Dog Knew the Risks, Is Also Culpable For Being Shocked

HasanAbi’s Dog Knew the Risks, Is Also Culpable For Being Shocked

Thad X October 14, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

NEW FOR 2025! Make Halloween Better With This Evil Product I’m Shilling

NEW FOR 2025! Make Halloween Better With This Evil Product I’m Shilling

Kasula Spinkman-Steed October 10, 2025
I Support Eating the Bugs Because Stupid People Need Protein Too

I Support Eating the Bugs Because Stupid People Need Protein Too

Thog Stongwall October 9, 2025
Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo

Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo

Jane Canada October 8, 2025
What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us)

What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us)

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface October 7, 2025
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers

Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers

Markus Sbackson III October 1, 2025