Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo 
What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us) 
Borderlands 4 Review: A Premium Cash Grab for Premium Hypocrites 
I Just Went Back to TikTok And Everyone’s A Republican Now??!? 
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers 
Inside the Billion-Dollar Scheme to Make People Mispronounce “GIF”
A special Crypto Slap investigative report confirms what many suspected
Why You Should Move to Vibes-Based Health Insurance
Feelings are the only currency we need
Snape Was Always Black and So Are You
Why can't black people be wizards, too, Harry?
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.”
This might be egg-zactly what we need. Or it might be an egg-zaster
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW
AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People
They will still take donations from you, though
