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Canada Offers Free Abortions, MAID, and Perms to US Residents Who Renounce Trump and Worship Trudeau 
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Oh look the Yankees are winning again
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You know what people can't eat? Lies.
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Please stop, I mean it this time
The Problem I See With TikTok Financial Advice (As a Rich Person)
Don't trust portrait mode
Marvel Calls on AI to Generate a New Captain America
If the AI takeover of Hollywood looks like this, sign me up!
Did Biden and Disney Kill Kennedy?
The dates line up, just sayin'
Five More Animals That are Overrated (Not Clickbait)
Bears can suck it
Biden Executive Order Gives NIL (Name Image Likeness) Rights to All Babies, Retroactively and Forever
Your baby didn't consent to that name
Not Just Bears: Five (5) More Forest Creatures Less Dangerous Than Ugly Poor Single Men
Why can't we make the woods a Safe Space?!