Wolfsmash Hits

I Agree With Whatever Opinion You Have About Charlie Kirk. Please Don’t Kill Me

I Agree With Whatever Opinion You Have About Charlie Kirk. Please Don’t Kill Me

oj_wolfsm September 16, 2025
New Study: 70% of People Who Say ‘I’m Not Like Other Girls’ Are Actually Israeli Spies

New Study: 70% of People Who Say ‘I’m Not Like Other Girls’ Are Actually Israeli Spies

Thad X September 12, 2025
Bac-Os Creates AI LLM That Does Nothing But Try to Sell You Bac-Os

Bac-Os Creates AI LLM That Does Nothing But Try to Sell You Bac-Os

Markus Sbackson III September 11, 2025
Why Viewbot Rights Are The Next Civil Rights Movement You’ve Never Heard Of

Why Viewbot Rights Are The Next Civil Rights Movement You’ve Never Heard Of

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits September 10, 2025
I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually

I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually

Karen Plate-Crabdip September 9, 2025

Viral Bangers

Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator

Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator

Flavian Braggadoccio September 5, 2025
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”

Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”

Billly September 4, 2025
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS

COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS

Jesus Smith September 3, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old

Jane Canada September 2, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job

All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job

Kasula Spinkman-Steed August 29, 2025
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome

I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome

THE JEFF August 28, 2025
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Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”

Jane Canada August 27, 2025
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Machine Shed Announces Controversial $25bn Rebrand

Markus Sbackson III August 26, 2025
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball

Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball

Corb the Sports Dork August 19, 2025