New NY Mayor Promises to Turn All NYC Bodegas into Buc-ee’s 
Taco Bell Runs Out of Names for Products 
WNBA Players Threaten Strike, Demand “Women’s Rights” to Bully Caitlin Clark 
Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Israel Send Him Concubines 
Bet – Why Boomers Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near TikTok: A Comprehensive Guide 
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think)
Let me help you help yourself like I helped myself
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently
Auld Lang Fascism: Celebrating New Years is White Supremacy
The calendar is just another way to perpetuate harm against people of colour
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far