Sports
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Jasmine Felicia Crockett to Stop ‘Speaking Jive’
Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences for calling your Governor "Hot Wheels."
Trump Executive Order Deports Entire Supreme Court to ‘Space’
Wasn't this the plot of 'Moonraker?'
Insisting I Use ‘Literally’ Correctly is Literally Genocide
There's a reason they call them "Grammer Nazis"
It’s Time For The NBA to Make All Shots Three Point Shots
More points = more excitement, obvs
Trump Executive Order Overturns International Women’s Day
This is just a political football, and yes it's safe to make sports analogies again
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently
If the Truth Hurts Me, I Will Sue You For Damages
All this exposing of me have gone too far