The Real Reason Your Dog is Plotting Your Death (It’s Not What You Think)
Maybe it's time to become a cat person
Politics
The Unsettling Chinese Obsession With Pale Skin (I’ve Never Seen a Chinese Person)
Boycott everything white until it stops
We Need More Queerstorical Representation; Let’s Make Lincoln Gay
He's Honest Abe But Better
“Alexa, Where Do My Enemies Live?” – How AI Assistants Will Help Us Fix Our Problems…Permanently
Look, we’ve all had that moment – you know, where you’re sitting at home eating...
I Tried to Attend “Electoral College”: Let’s End This Barbaric Fake School So Democrats Always Win.
TIL the Electoral College is BS
Are You a “Reply Guy?” Why You Should Always Reply to Things on the Internet
Yo, it’s THE JEFF, hot off the press with some sage advice for you internet...
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
I’m not a racist, I’m allergic. It’s a real thing, people! My doctor told me...
Why 2+2 Equals 5, And Why You’re Just Too Dumb To Understand It. (Trust Me, I’m a Games Journalist)
Hey fellow kids, those grifters who think it's 4 are so weird, right?
Am I the Only One Who Cares That Evil Elites Removed Touchpad Buttons From Laptops?
This makes no sense, even for the lizard people
New “Social Justice Bible” Removes “Do Not Judge” and All Mentions of Israel
Coming soon to Christian bookstore shelves near you?