Movies
Motion pictures
Reading Rainbow Was Always Woke (and so were Pudding Pops)
Levar Burton is a dark vortex of bad ideas
THE JEFF’S LAST ARTICLE EVER? Cringeworthy First Date Ideas!
You fear missing out on future THE JEFF articles, so read this one over and over again
Some People Say Disney Theme Parks are Too Expensive, But Those People are Just Broke
The best things in life are the opposite of free, actually
I Hate Men, Can I Also Direct Star Wars?
Pay me half as much to make twice the movie, Disney
Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year
Disney’s Wish is a Masterpiece; Finally, a Movie for Girls Whose Dads Said No Sometimes
Forgive the late review, It took me a while to process all these feels