Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
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Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
A.I. Cures Cancer; AMA and Insurance Companies Sue OpenAI for “Unethical” Training Data, Demand Time Machine So They Can Go Back and Uncure It.
It would be a metaphor, but you people are trying to make it real
Simple Ways You Can Make Late Capitalism the Best Capitalism
"We love it here"
The Real Reason Your Dog is Plotting Your Death (It’s Not What You Think)
Maybe it's time to become a cat person
We Tried TikTok’s “Coffee Nap.” The Results Will SHOCK You
Be a coffee achiever
Dear OJ: I’m Short. Should I Drink Miracle Gro?
For legal purposes the answer is NO
Are You Safe? Probably Not. Here’s Why.
Your intrusive thoughts may have a point
Why You Should Never Microwave Your Food, and What You Should Do Instead.
You're basically "The Fly" at this point