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We need another Infinity Gauntlet to sort out the Climate Crisis
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Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.
Stop Being Attractive, It’s Harmful to Us Uggs
I didn't go through all that just to get dunked on by e-girls
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s “Man of the Year” 2023: Parasocial Relationships
We salute the only thing that really mattered this year