Why 2+2 Equals 5, And Why You’re Just Too Dumb To Understand It. (Trust Me, I’m a Games Journalist)
Hey fellow kids, those grifters who think it's 4 are so weird, right?
Culture
“Culture”
TikTok: The ADHD-Inducing App of the Generation? I Hope So!
Maybe our brains NEED to change
Westward Hoes!: All My Friends Who Moved to Texas Are Trying to Move Back – And They’re Dumber Than Me
If you’re a millennial on the East Coast, you’ve probably had a friend or two...
Am I the Only One Who Cares That Evil Elites Removed Touchpad Buttons From Laptops?
This makes no sense, even for the lizard people
It’s 2024, We Need Some New Olympic Sports
We need to change the Olympics to justify my existence as a sports columnist
New “Social Justice Bible” Removes “Do Not Judge” and All Mentions of Israel
Coming soon to Christian bookstore shelves near you?
GTA 6 Leaks Confirm: It’s a Woke Nightmare Where I Can’t Even Beat Up Hookers
Inclusion just excludes me from having fun
Finally! I Was Diagnosed With Poor Person Blindness, Here’s How That Disability Affects Me
It's finally time for you to educate yourself about my plight
Japanese History Needs To Be Updated For Modern Audiences
"Historical Accuracy" is a dog whistle for White Supremacy, obvi.