OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia
What’s going on here with my boss, and why do I care?
Alright, let’s dive right in. I’ve always known OJ Wolfsmasher to be a bit… eccentric. But his recent tweets have taken things to a whole new level of insanity. Let’s break them down and try to make sense of this madness.
GEORGE BUSH (read: rich “liberal” white people in the US, UK, and AUS) DOESN’T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE (read: kids)
Okay, so apparently OJ is blaming some vague collective of wealthy white folks for not caring about children. Or maybe he means black adults? It’s hard to tell with his cryptic language. But let me set the record straight—not all rich people are bad. Some actually do care about kids (black or otherwise) and use their wealth to help make a difference. Also, isn’t it funny how OJ himself is part of this supposed elite group?* Hmm…
WHY ARE WE TALKING TO GHISLANE MAXWELL WHEN WE CAN JUST PROSECUTE THE PEOPlE WE KNOW ABOUT. HER NAME IS UNPRONOUNCEABLE ANYWAY.
Well, OJ, it’s because Ghislaine Maxwell is a key figure in the Epstein scandal and her trial could shed light on many other powerful individuals involved. Plus, her name is pronounced “Gil-lane,” not that it matters. But hey, if you want to just throw everyone who knew Jeffrey Epstein into prison without a fair trial, go right ahead.
FYI, STEAM AND ITCH COULD GET A DIFFERENT “PAYMENT PROCESSOR” OR SET UP THEIR OWN, BUT ONE BILLION PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO RE-ADD THEIR PAYMENT INFO AND THEY MIGHT LOSE SOME MONEY SOOOOO I GUESS WE’RE IN DINOSAUR HELL NOW
Oh boy, here we go. So apparently OJ thinks Valve (the company behind Steam) is deliberately keeping us in “Dinosaur Hell” by not switching payment processors. Look, I get it—paying for things online can be a pain. But blaming some random company for all your problems? That’s just lazy thinking.
THEY ARE DESTROYING EVERYTHING “FOR THE CHILDREN,” WHO WILL NOW GROW UP IN A DYSTOPIA INSTEAD OF A REAL COUNTRY, SO THAT’S GREAT FOR THEM. IT’S PROBABLY GOOD THEY CAN’T READ OR THEY’D BE APPALLED.
What? Who is “they”? And why are they turning everything into a dystopia for kids who can’t even read yet? This tweet makes zero sense and sounds like someone who’s been watching too many conspiracy theory videos on Rumble.
2024: BUY WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY
2025: CAN’T BUY IT, CAN’T FIND IT, (OR YOU CAN BUY IT BUT YOU MUST HAVE PRIVATE INFO PLACED IN A HACKABLE UK GOVT DATABASE)
2026: TOTAL FLANDERS DISTOPIA, NO PINK SHIRTS
So apparently OJ thinks we’re headed for some kind of Flanders-themed dystopia where pink shirts are outlawed. I guess this is what happens when you spend too much time indoors watching The Simpsons reruns while mainlining conspiracy theories on Rumble?
I don’t know about you, but reading OJ’s tweets has me more confused than ever. Is he just trolling us all? Or is there some secret meaning behind his ramblings that only he understands? Either way, I think it might be time for another intervention—this time with a side of reality checks and maybe some meds to help him see things clearly again.
Until next time, stay safe out there, folks! And remember: The truth is out there… on Rumble! 🤖✨
*Not funny. I’m not and she knows this.
