All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job
We are finally safe from the bad conversations and pictures
Month: August 2025
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome
When others are reserving rights, THE JEFF is protecting yours
Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”
In a move that has left marketing executives and corporate branding teams scrambling to update...
OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia
What's going on here with my boss, and why do I care?
Ugh Not Again…Red Sonja Is Not Ugly Enough—Please Cancel It
I thought we got rid of all the white heroes, guess not.
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball You know how I’m always saying...
Trump Executive Order Mandates Research Into “Tele-Deportation”
“It’s faster than a bullet train, folks!”
A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich and So Are You
In which Zoomie coins the term "skin-bun"