Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think
Year: 2024
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
A.I. Cures Cancer; AMA and Insurance Companies Sue OpenAI for “Unethical” Training Data, Demand Time Machine So They Can Go Back and Uncure It.
It would be a metaphor, but you people are trying to make it real
