“Alexa, Where Do My Enemies Live?” – How AI Assistants Will Help Us Fix Our Problems…Permanently
Look, we’ve all had that moment – you know, where you’re sitting at home eating...
Year: 2024
Are You Safe? Probably Not. Here’s Why.
Your intrusive thoughts may have a point
Why You Should Never Microwave Your Food, and What You Should Do Instead.
You're basically "The Fly" at this point
I Tried to Attend “Electoral College”: Let’s End This Barbaric Fake School So Democrats Always Win.
TIL the Electoral College is BS
Are You a “Reply Guy?” Why You Should Always Reply to Things on the Internet
Yo, it’s THE JEFF, hot off the press with some sage advice for you internet...
I Can’t Relate to the Olympics Anymore; It’s Time to Add More People of Size
The Olympics must increase mass to reduce harm
I Can’t Relate to the Olympics Anymore; It’s Time to Add More Hot Chicks
I'm just trying to be helpful here
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
I’m not a racist, I’m allergic. It’s a real thing, people! My doctor told me...
Why 2+2 Equals 5, And Why You’re Just Too Dumb To Understand It. (Trust Me, I’m a Games Journalist)
Hey fellow kids, those grifters who think it's 4 are so weird, right?