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Year: 2024
Science Discovers Thing That Disproves All Previous Science – “You Must Believe This, Not That, Now.”
Brace yourselves, people, because the ground beneath our feet is trembling, and everything you thought...
Men Need to Start Lying and Saying “The Rings of Power” is Good, or More Women Will Die
On the harm of liking only good things
HELL YES GIANT SPIDERS BUILT CAVES ON THE MOON, I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!
You people need to start listening to my insane ramblings
Who’s to Blame: Men or Women? The Surprising Answer, According to Pseudoscience
Not that surprising actually
Why Won’t “Gamers” Play These Unoriginal, Ugly, and Overpriced Games Made by People Who Irrationally Hate Them?
Won't you please think about the developers?
WNBA Encourages Flagrant Fouls on Caitlin Clark; “She Knows What She Did.”
WNBA inches closer to foxy boxing
A.I. Cures Cancer; AMA and Insurance Companies Sue OpenAI for “Unethical” Training Data, Demand Time Machine So They Can Go Back and Uncure It.
It would be a metaphor, but you people are trying to make it real
Labor Day: The Government’s Secret Plot to Keep You Broke and Boring
No off days allowed in the grindset
Simple Ways You Can Make Late Capitalism the Best Capitalism
"We love it here"