LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX 
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Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles 
My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me 
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LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX
WEAK MEN CRY ABOUT WAVES. THOG LAUGH.
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles
Today I coined "misogynocolonistical" - you're welcome.
Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls
And they would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling...superstars
As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks
I have a dog in this fight, and that dog needs to cost more.
Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour
Baz Luhrmann was right; old stories must be ruined
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It's like a cloud, but in your house.
