POLL: 87% of Zoomers and Millennials Don’t Care That Every Basketball Player Travels Every Time They Touch the Ball, Old Man 
How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy) 
New Free Educational Minecraft DLC Teaches Kids to Watch CNN and “Stop Thinking So Hard” 
Anthropic CEO: 80 to 90 Percent of Olympic Athletes Will Be AI-Generated by 2028 
Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last 
POLL: 87% of Zoomers and Millennials Don’t Care That Every Basketball Player Travels Every Time They Touch the Ball, Old Man
It's called a "gather step" you dinosaur
How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)
I found a loophole in the SAVE act, sorry not sorry
Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last
Methinks they doth protest too much, and other references I don't get as a Zoomer.
LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX
WEAK MEN CRY ABOUT WAVES. THOG LAUGH.
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles
Today I coined "misogynocolonistical" - you're welcome.
Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls
And they would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling...superstars