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Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last
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Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Nora Quizicalc February 16, 2026
LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX
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LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

Thog Stongwall February 13, 2026
MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted
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MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

Slamara Cavendorsch February 12, 2026
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles
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Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Markus Sbackson III February 11, 2026
My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me
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My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits February 10, 2026

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Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Corb the Sports Dork February 9, 2026
As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks
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As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks

THE JEFF February 5, 2026
Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour
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Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour

Thad X February 4, 2026
Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!
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Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 3, 2026

You Have FOMO For These

I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.
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I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.

Karen Plate-Crabdip January 30, 2026
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Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia

Another A-hole Gamer January 29, 2026
Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’
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Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’

Flavian Braggadoccio January 28, 2026
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Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season

Corb the Sports Dork January 27, 2026
TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER BANS ARRESTING WORLD LEADERS IN THEIR HOMES… STARTING NOW
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TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER BANS ARRESTING WORLD LEADERS IN THEIR HOMES… STARTING NOW

Jane Canada January 22, 2026
Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last
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Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Nora Quizicalc February 16, 2026

Methinks they doth protest too much, and other references I don't get as a Zoomer.

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LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX
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LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

Thog Stongwall February 13, 2026

WEAK MEN CRY ABOUT WAVES. THOG LAUGH.

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MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted
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MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

Slamara Cavendorsch February 12, 2026

Really, you should know better by now. It's a TRAP!!

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Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles
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Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Markus Sbackson III February 11, 2026

Today I coined "misogynocolonistical" - you're welcome.

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My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me
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My Keto Diet Made Me Look Like a Big Steak and Now These Keto Freaks Are Trying to Eat Me

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits February 10, 2026

Come on, I'm not even carbon-based!

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Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls
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Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Corb the Sports Dork February 9, 2026

And they would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling...superstars

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As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks
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As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks

THE JEFF February 5, 2026

I have a dog in this fight, and that dog needs to cost more.

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Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour
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Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour

Thad X February 4, 2026

Baz Luhrmann was right; old stories must be ruined

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Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!
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Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 3, 2026

It's like a cloud, but in your house.

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Billie Eilish Redefines Existence at Grammys: “The Law of Gravity Doesn’t Exist on Stolen Land!”
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Billie Eilish Redefines Existence at Grammys: “The Law of Gravity Doesn’t Exist on Stolen Land!”

Billly February 2, 2026

You can tell she's smart - look at her glasses.

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