How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy) 
New Free Educational Minecraft DLC Teaches Kids to Watch CNN and “Stop Thinking So Hard” 
Anthropic CEO: 80 to 90 Percent of Olympic Athletes Will Be AI-Generated by 2028 
Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last 
LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX 
How to Register Your Cat to Vote (A Necessary Evil to Save Democracy)
I found a loophole in the SAVE act, sorry not sorry
Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last
Methinks they doth protest too much, and other references I don't get as a Zoomer.
LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX
WEAK MEN CRY ABOUT WAVES. THOG LAUGH.
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles
Today I coined "misogynocolonistical" - you're welcome.
Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls
And they would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling...superstars
As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks
I have a dog in this fight, and that dog needs to cost more.