Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men! 
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!) 
Microsoft to Debut New AI “Bonzi Buddy” in “Free” “Update” to “Windows 11” 
No, “Gamers,” Marvel Rivals Isn’t the “New Standard” for Video Games (scoffing noises) 
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think) 
Introducing the New ‘Bro Bible’: Finally, a Bible Translation For Young Men!
Finally a Bible that says what we're all thinkin'
Help! I’m a Character in a Visual Novel, Master! (Stop Making Me Call You That! Ugh!)
Interact with me in new and disturbing ways I guess
Microsoft to Debut New AI “Bonzi Buddy” in “Free” “Update” to “Windows 11”
He's (they're?) baa---aaack!
Want to Get Rich? Listen to Me, a Rich Person (It’s Not What You Think)
Let me help you help yourself like I helped myself
Star Wars is COOKED! (For the 417th Time This Week)
Oh, god what is it now?
Trudeau’s Plan to Annex U.S. Leads To Canada Firing Him As Premier
Operation Continental Fix was the last straw in a huge box of straws
New Jersey Drones EXPOSED!! Behind the Scenes of Biden’s Secret Plot to Impress Snooki
The gremlin-face that launched a thousand drones
Five Fearless Predictions for 2025, by a Board-Certified Magic Seer
Spoiler Alert:: "skibidi" is involved
NBA Three Pointers Now Sponsored by Pfizer, To Be Called “Three-Point Vaccinations.”
The word "shot" + selling out = this, apparently