Democrats Float 2028 Ticket of A.I. Biden and GPT-6 Turbo 
What’s a “6-7”? A Zoomer Explains The Hottest TikTok Meme (But She Might Be Trolling Us) 
Borderlands 4 Review: A Premium Cash Grab for Premium Hypocrites 
I Just Went Back to TikTok And Everyone’s A Republican Now??!? 
Adobe Patents Photos, Videos, and Computers 
iDUBBZ REVEALS PLAN TO INSULT EVERY JEW IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER – “I’M THE NEW WOWBAGGER!”
Combining obscure references that nobody will get is my jam
Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Pope
Q: Is the Pope Catholic? A: Well, it's complicated...
Tariffs Should Only Apply to White People Stuff
White privilege strikes again
Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Jasmine Felicia Crockett to Stop ‘Speaking Jive’
Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences for calling your Governor "Hot Wheels."
New AI Startup Creates “Deeply Uninspiring and Safe” Narratives For Your Next Media Production
Aligned Water is the future (some would say the present) of entertainment
Eggs Are So Expensive They’re Basically Art — Here’s How to Get Egg NFTs in 2025
Eggs are too expensive. Let's make that work for us for a change.
Go Back to Russia, Woke Fantastic Four!
We get it, you're Communists
Crystal Pepsi Was Never Real: How The Past Lies To Us
A clear version of Pepsi...how gullible do you think THE JEFF is?