Wolfsmash Hits

I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually

I Deserve That Foul Ball More Than Your Kid Does, Actually

Karen Plate-Crabdip September 9, 2025
Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator

Review Without Having Played (RWHP): Heroic Brown Migrant Simulator

Flavian Braggadoccio September 5, 2025
Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”

Millennials Demand More Factoids – “We’re Not Smug Enough”

Billly September 4, 2025
COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS

COALITION OF KARENS, FEMINISTS, REDDITORS, UGGOS, AND “CHRISTIAN PHARISEES” CALL FOR END TO ALL BONERS

Jesus Smith September 3, 2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Anyone From Noticing He’s Old

Jane Canada September 2, 2025

Viral Bangers

All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job

All ‘Unsafe’ Uses of Generative AI Banned, Now Can Only Be Used to Take Your Job

Kasula Spinkman-Steed August 29, 2025
I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome

I’m THE JEFF, and I Just Gave You All Permission to Use My Name, Image, and Likeness Because I Am That Awesome

THE JEFF August 28, 2025
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Trump Executive Order Bans “Boring Corporate Rebrands”

Jane Canada August 27, 2025
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Machine Shed Announces Controversial $25bn Rebrand

Markus Sbackson III August 26, 2025

You Have FOMO For These

OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia

OJ’s Tweets: A Journey into Madness and Paranoia

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits August 23, 2025
Ugh Not Again…Red Sonja Is Not Ugly Enough—Please Cancel It

Ugh Not Again…Red Sonja Is Not Ugly Enough—Please Cancel It

Thad X August 21, 2025
My Plant-Based Diet Is Making Me Hallucinate Taylor Swift, But That’s Just Capitalism Trying To Brainwash Me Into Eating Hamburgers

My Plant-Based Diet Is Making Me Hallucinate Taylor Swift, But That’s Just Capitalism Trying To Brainwash Me Into Eating Hamburgers

Slamara Cavendorsch August 20, 2025
Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball

Yankees Buy Brewers, Now Have Best Record In Baseball

Corb the Sports Dork August 19, 2025
I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money

I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money

Karen Plate-Crabdip August 13, 2025