We Will Woke-ify Everything Until You Stop Having Preferences. Next Up: Chick-Fil-X 
Ubisoft Develops New AI to Replace Gamers 
How To Thrive As a Millennial Woman in a Man’s World 
If You Ladies Don’t Let Me Sire Some Children, My Evolved Sixth Sense Dies With Me 
Is Crypto Even Real? I Am Having an Existential Crisis Right Now Aaaaah 
It’s 2024, We Need Some New Olympic Sports
We need to change the Olympics to justify my existence as a sports columnist
New “Social Justice Bible” Removes “Do Not Judge” and All Mentions of Israel
Coming soon to Christian bookstore shelves near you?
GTA 6 Leaks Confirm: It’s a Woke Nightmare Where I Can’t Even Beat Up Hookers
Inclusion just excludes me from having fun
Finally! I Was Diagnosed With Poor Person Blindness, Here’s How That Disability Affects Me
It's finally time for you to educate yourself about my plight
Japanese History Needs To Be Updated For Modern Audiences
"Historical Accuracy" is a dog whistle for White Supremacy, obvi.
My Garbageman Smells Weird; Can I Replace Him With A.I.?
So my Garbageman (Garbage person? Garbage human?) has been acting a little weird lately. It’s...
Your Office Plan Should Basically Be One Big Room
WeWork failed because it didn't go far enough
Unpopular Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Trying to Assassinate Presidential Candidates
Someone apparently needs to say it; might as well be us.
The NBA is Now the Nepotism Basketball Association
The new NBA is basically Muppet Babies