I Demanded Men Give Up All Their Human Rights And Now I’m Being Harassed By Them, Please Give Me Money 
Putin Accuses Ukraine of Being “Russiaphobic” 
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs 
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices 
England Installs Hamas-Provided Cameras In Every British Home “For The Children.” 
Inside the Billion-Dollar Scheme to Make People Mispronounce “GIF”
A special Crypto Slap investigative report confirms what many suspected
Why You Should Move to Vibes-Based Health Insurance
Feelings are the only currency we need
Snape Was Always Black and So Are You
Why can't black people be wizards, too, Harry?
Trump Sends DOGE Goons to Egg Council Guy’s House to “Have a Little Chat.”
This might be egg-zactly what we need. Or it might be an egg-zaster
OH GREAT, SPIDERS CAN APPLY FOR JOBS NOW
AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
SHOCKING! Ibram X Kendi and Robin DiAngelo Canonize Wokeness as a Religion, Say Jesus Didn’t Die For White People
They will still take donations from you, though
