Evil is Good, Actually: Why Halloween Needs to Be Made Mandatory
Less legalized begging, more "The Purge"
Mansplaining finally gets hit by consequence culture
Second Coming has to come sometime, right?
* Please do not headbutt any wild animals – OJ Alright, alright, alright! You know...
Winter is coming, and cats are not gonna make it
We need to update baseball for a modern audience
Spoiler alert: It's because I care too much