The McDonalds CEO Is Correct, Actually: How To Eat Your Burger Like a Boss 
Jasmine Crockett Just Lost to Some White Guy During International Women’s Month. He Should Concede Instead of Winning 
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Trump Executive Order Demands “Hamilton Guy” Compose Epic About His “Tragically Heroic Tariffs” 
Turns Out Pornographer Hugh Hefner Might Have Been a Bad Person 
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In which Zoomie coins the term "skin-bun"
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Hey there, folks! Billly’s back with some spicy international drama that has everyone from the...
President Trump Dumps Melania, Marries His “Sexy” Tariffs
Someone should investigate why this guy loves tariffs so much
Gen-X Raptured, Nobody Notices
This is probably gonna be a problem, right?
Denim Pantsuits Are a Racist Dog Whistle and So Is White Chili
Gentle Reminder that nothing is allowed to center whiteocity
The 5 Tastiest Pokemon, According to Real Gamers
This idea is presented solely to offend you with a mental picture of me eating pikachu
How To Tell If Your Cat Is a Republican
The cat in the MAGA hat is not just a book anymore