We Will Woke-ify Everything Until You Stop Having Preferences. Next Up: Chick-Fil-X 
Ubisoft Develops New AI to Replace Gamers 
How To Thrive As a Millennial Woman in a Man’s World 
If You Ladies Don’t Let Me Sire Some Children, My Evolved Sixth Sense Dies With Me 
Is Crypto Even Real? I Am Having an Existential Crisis Right Now Aaaaah 
I Can’t Relate to the Olympics Anymore; It’s Time to Add More People of Size
The Olympics must increase mass to reduce harm
I Can’t Relate to the Olympics Anymore; It’s Time to Add More Hot Chicks
I'm just trying to be helpful here
I’m Not Racist, I’m Just Allergic to People of Colour.
I’m not a racist, I’m allergic. It’s a real thing, people! My doctor told me...
Why 2+2 Equals 5, And Why You’re Just Too Dumb To Understand It. (Trust Me, I’m a Games Journalist)
Hey fellow kids, those grifters who think it's 4 are so weird, right?
TikTok: The ADHD-Inducing App of the Generation? I Hope So!
Maybe our brains NEED to change
Westward Hoes!: All My Friends Who Moved to Texas Are Trying to Move Back – And They’re Dumber Than Me
If you’re a millennial on the East Coast, you’ve probably had a friend or two...
How to Heat Your Home with Just One Spare Cat and a Modified Treadmill
I can't be the first person to think of this
Am I the Only One Who Cares That Evil Elites Removed Touchpad Buttons From Laptops?
This makes no sense, even for the lizard people
