Wolfsmash Hits

Anthropic CEO: 80 to 90 Percent of Olympic Athletes Will Be AI-Generated by 2028

Anthropic CEO: 80 to 90 Percent of Olympic Athletes Will Be AI-Generated by 2028

Jane Canada February 17, 2026
Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Millennial Researchers: Gen Z is the “First Generation” Dumber Than the Last

Nora Quizicalc February 16, 2026
LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

LAKES NOW FILLED WITH ESTROGEN, NEED WAKESURFING TO FIX

Thog Stongwall February 13, 2026
MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

MUST READ 2026!! Is Your Name On an Alien Hit List? Here’s One Simple Trick to Prevent Getting Abducted

Slamara Cavendorsch February 12, 2026
Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Netflix’s Narnia Removes Lions, Witches, and Wardrobes, Centers Mr. Tumnus’ Struggles

Markus Sbackson III February 11, 2026

Viral Bangers

Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Patriots Lose Super Bowl, Blame Bad Bunny for Properly Inflated Game Balls

Corb the Sports Dork February 9, 2026
As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks

As a Costco Shareholder, I Think Costco Hot Dogs Should Cost Eight Bucks

THE JEFF February 5, 2026
Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour

Why Casting a Black Helen of Troy Isn’t Enough: The Case For a Hip-Hop Odyssey of Colour

Thad X February 4, 2026
Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 3, 2026

You Have FOMO For These

I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.

I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.

Karen Plate-Crabdip January 30, 2026
Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia

Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia

Another A-hole Gamer January 29, 2026
Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’

Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’

Flavian Braggadoccio January 28, 2026
Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season

Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season

Corb the Sports Dork January 27, 2026
TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER BANS ARRESTING WORLD LEADERS IN THEIR HOMES… STARTING NOW

TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER BANS ARRESTING WORLD LEADERS IN THEIR HOMES… STARTING NOW

Jane Canada January 22, 2026