Wolfsmash Hits

Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Stop Renting Your Digital Life! It’s Time To Become The Data Center With The New ‘HomeHub AI Personal Cloud Castle’!

Kasula Spinkman-Steed February 3, 2026
Billie Eilish Redefines Existence at Grammys: “The Law of Gravity Doesn’t Exist on Stolen Land!”

Billie Eilish Redefines Existence at Grammys: “The Law of Gravity Doesn’t Exist on Stolen Land!”

Billly February 2, 2026
I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.

I Went to Greenland to Resist Trump. It Was a Total Wasteland and the Service Was Awful.

Karen Plate-Crabdip January 30, 2026
Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia

Three Non-Woke NPCs Out Of 1000? Go Back to Russia

Another A-hole Gamer January 29, 2026
Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’

Fable Features 1000 NPCs With Unique Schedules, Studio Promises All But Three Will Still Be ‘Harm-Reducingly Ugly’

Flavian Braggadoccio January 28, 2026

Viral Bangers

Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season

Jimmy Butler Tears ‘Face ACL’ Complaining About His Own Team, Is Out For Season

Corb the Sports Dork January 27, 2026
FORGET HODLING: IT’S TIME TO SHORT THE HUMAN SOUL! THE FANDUEL BLACK-OPS PLAYBOOK!

FORGET HODLING: IT’S TIME TO SHORT THE HUMAN SOUL! THE FANDUEL BLACK-OPS PLAYBOOK!

Crypto Slap January 26, 2026
What I Learned About Community From Joining Five Different Discord Cults (Spoiler: It’s Weird)

What I Learned About Community From Joining Five Different Discord Cults (Spoiler: It’s Weird)

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits January 23, 2026
TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER BANS ARRESTING WORLD LEADERS IN THEIR HOMES… STARTING NOW

TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER BANS ARRESTING WORLD LEADERS IN THEIR HOMES… STARTING NOW

Jane Canada January 22, 2026

You Have FOMO For These

BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet

BREAKING: How Mayor Mamdani’s Communist Agenda is Turning NYC into a Billionaire Building Buffet

Markus Sbackson III January 21, 2026
DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics

DEAR GROK: Please Let Me Monetize All These Reply Guys Who Want Feet Pics

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface January 20, 2026
“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds

“X” Adds Next-Gen Privacy Feature That Takes Your Picture Every Ten Seconds

Nora Quizicalc January 19, 2026
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REAL POST: State of the Wolfsmashing Address: 2026

oj_wolfsm January 12, 2026
Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Forget TikTok – If You Want to See Insufferably Perfomative Zoomers in Portrait Mode, Try This New App

Zoomie Jones-Parabolaface November 7, 2025